So...it's been awhile.
But fertilizer is really just shit. The balance of events that makes life interesting and productive can quickly and easily tip to the bad side. And just as Salt can kill yeast, two other Upper Case S Words...Stress and Sadness ...are potent creativity suckers. Even just typing that sentence can stop the flow of ideas. Don't freak out and stop reading because this is getting serious. I am not going to go into detail that you don't want to read and that don't want to regurgitate, but neither do I want to be the mysterious and intriguing emo-man who disappears for a few years, then returns, drops a few bombs and moves on with a shrug and a smile. Upper Case S words exist; they are a reality. So learn how to deal with them, right? It may take years, it has taken years, but it is possible to get the Upper and lower case words back in balance again. Let us put a baking spin on this...sometimes cakes fall, sometimes bread dough doesn't rise. Get over it, mix another batch, and move on. Eventually, hopefully, the Salt of Life seasons instead of destroys.
My absence from the blahggity-blah-blogosphere does not mean that the oven has stayed cold lo these past few years. Not by any means. I have continued to bake...a few wedding cakes, layer upon layer of layer cakes, and many trays of morning baked goods to keep my nurse friends happy. But the last couple of years the oven on Hawthorne Street has produced rich, fudgy brownies more than anything else. Dozens of brownies. Dozens of dozens of brownies, in fact. It began with a plate of plain brownies for my coworkers...I am not afraid to resort to kitchen-based bribery to make and keep friends. That tray of brownies led to a few orders, which prompted some brownie R & D, so I tried Spicy Brownies, which people started asking for (and paying for) specifically...who knew? In a judgment that falls into the Going for Broke, Gilding the Lily, More Is More category of decisions, I introduced the current bestseller into the brownie lineup...the Salty Caramel Brownie, which I am sure has more fat and rich chocolatey goodness per square inch than anything else I have ever made. At this point I must give full credit to Matt Lewis and Renato Poliafito, of the Baked bakeries and cookbooks. They are the reigning brownie kings, my brownie idols, and the creator of this brownie recipe. I humbly bow before them.
It starts with caramel. Of course it does. Here's how you make caramel:
Nearly Burn The Sugar
Ok, I can't help myself. I just can't. Caramel is the reason that I chose this recipe for the re-emergence of this blog. What a friggin' perfect culinary metaphor for coming out of the ugly tunnel of the past few years. It just takes a little patience and a little practice. And don't be afraid or timid when things get a little hot. Fine, I will stop now with the symbolism and the figurative language, but you get the idea, right? Now...on to the brownies.
Make the caramel first, because it has to cool before you put it in the brownies.
White Sugar 1 cup
Light Corn Syrup 2 Tbl
Heavy Cream 1/2 cup
Sea Salt 1 tsp
Sour Cream 1/4 cup
- Combine the sugar, corn syrup, and water in a medium saucepan.
- Stop stirring once the mixture is combined.
- Cook over medium heat until it begins to turn a medium brown.
- Remove from the heat. Add the heavy cream and the salt. (Be careful: it will steam, hiss, and bubble up).
- Whisk in the sour cream.
- Let cool.
All-Purpose Flour 1 1/4 cup
Salt 1 tsp
Unsweetened Cocoa Powder 2 Tbl
Dark Chocolate, chopped 11 ounces
Unsalted Butter 8 ounces
White Sugar 1 1/2 cup
Dark Brown Sugar 1/2 cup
Eggs 5 large
Vanilla Extract 2 tsp
- Heat the oven to 350.
- Butter a 9x13 baking pan.
- Melt the chopped chocolate and butter over a double boiler.
- Remove the melted mixture from the heat and whisk the sugars into it.
- Let cool to room temperature.
- Whisk together the flour, salt, and cocoa powder.
- Lightly beat the eggs.
- When the melted mixture is at room temp, whisk in the eggs in two parts. Do not overmix.
- Fold in the dry ingredients.
- Pour half of the brownie batter into the prepared pan and spread it evenly.
- Drizzle the battter with approx 3/4 of the caramel. Avoid the edges of the batter. You don't want the caramel to burn against the edge of the pan.
- Cover with the remaining brownie batter and smooth the top with an offset spatula.
- Sprinkle with turbinado sugar and fleur de sel.
- Bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes. (When poked with a cake tester, it will have some moist crumbs but it will not be wet with batter.)
- Let cool before cutting. I refrigerate them overnight before cutting them - the cuts are cleaner that way.
The added benefit of this recipe (thank you Baked boys!) is that it makes just a little more caramel than you need for the brownies. And it is too good to throw it out (as if)...so grab a spoon, or a bowl of vanilla ice cream, or a few slices of Granny Smith apple and wipe that bowl clean.
- Omit the caramel (What?! I know, but this is just a suggestion of what I do. It's your kitchen; you can do whatever you want.)
- Add 1 Tbl ancho or guajillo chile powder, 2 tsp cinnamon, 1/2 tsp ground ginger to the dry ingredients.
- Omit the caramel.
- Add 1 1/2 tsp chipotle chile powder, 1 1/2 tsp smoked paprika, 3/4 tsp cayenne pepper to the dry ingredients.
- Omit the caramel.
- Add 3 Tablespoons barley malt syrup to the chocolate/butter mixture as it is melting.
- And/Or fold 1 cup crushed malted milk balls into the batter before pouring it into the pan.
For a little bit of crunchy texture, coat the bottom and sides of the buttered baking dish with turbinado sugar before pouring the batter into it.